Wednesday, December 09, 2009

must be thinking what i've done yesterday . i've been a good girl ohkay . i know you won't believe so i have some proof ;)

yes ! see ! housework ! no kidding, nothing wrong with your eyes or ears so don't bother doing a check up .

this group of bras (LOL) is for laughs .
HIDE AND SEEK TIME ! LOOK FOR LAVIS' BALL . *i know it's easy, shut up . just play along .

and of course, the above seen is not only my work . credit also goes to my sister . soooo, seeing i'm so nice and everything *don't you dare say a word i told her to take a pic with me and the clothes . *i admit, it's pretty lame . zZZ
anyway, here are the pics :D i look not-very-nice in this pic, so bear with it .

HIDE AND SEEK PART 2: SPOT LAVIS *just play along already

and of course, we'll get bored with all these so, we came up with something ... stupid . you are about to view pics of really gross scenes so if you're not ready, don't do it !

I WARNED YOU .

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i tried to act cool by zipping up the shorts of my dad's but ended u looking like retard so off goes my face . LOL .

i told her to act as a hiphop guy and she gave me this . -.- *more like acting cute, if you ask me

AND NEXT UP WOULD BE US ACTING LIKE NERDS

camelia's shot

this is my shot . my face is really nothing to go with nerd theme . so *BUST ! *i know i look like i'm choking or something . LOL . man, i look fat with my dad's clothes on .

so we've been doing these lame stuffs . but i don't give a shit . haha .
GOD, MY REPUTATION MUST BE SPOILT NOW .

8:20 PM

Sunday, December 06, 2009

i went out to a pub for the first time on friday and it was good . yes, just good . sad that i'm not 18 yet-i can't sit inside . but not to worry . only .... hmm ... 4 months and 10 days more ! yes ! *shut up, can't i console myself ? Xp

anyway, it wasn't too bad to sit outside what with the drink i had and the games i played with my accompanies (The Split Personality and The Problematic) haha .*inside joke . ohkay ohkay, don't say i'm not fair to you . i'm going to say why they have these BIG names .

THE SPLIT PERSONALITY:
one day, this girl and her friend wanted to watch a movie . her friend wanted a SPRITE while she wanted a cheesy hotdog . her friend ordered for her and went somewhere else and leave her to wait for the drink and cheesy hotdog . when both the drink and hotdog arrived, she was bewildered . she thought, "i ordered COKE, didn't i ? why did they give me SPRITE ?" yes, the problem here is when did she order coke ? HILARIOUS . LOL . >.<
she even scolded the person for it ! hahaha .
fyi, true story .

THE PROBLEMATIC:
this girl boarded a bus with a $1 coin in her hand as she did not have her ez-link card with her . (for my overseas friends, we use ez-link card here to tap in buses to pay for our bus fares :D ) and guess what she did ? she used her $1 coin to tap vigorously on the machine . she thought she had her ez-link card in her hand ! everyone in the bus was laughing at her by then . LOL . >.<
fyi, a true story as well .

haha . well, funny incidents do happen . LOL . anyway back to the pub . i had a drink called "Virgin Mary" and it was really superb . i enjoyed it a lot !! man, i miss the drink now .
LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THIS :

simple yet amazing drink :D i'm sooooo in love with it ! i think it has a little bit of wine in it because i can taste a little spiciness . but really, it's an awesome drink . you have to try it . (:

and so after drinking, we got a little crazy . and well, if you wanna know, i tried kissing a girl for the first time . LOL . well, i'm sure you wanna ask me how it feels . well ... it is good . but i swear i'm still STRAIGHT . LOL .

to end my post, i have one pic to post up . but sorry, it's just me . :p

8:02 PM

Thursday, December 03, 2009

i know you must be thinking that i've been slacking a bit but noooo, i didn't come up with any ideas that's all . but today's post should be a laugh . LOL . i just dig through my past photo albums and i found pretty hilarious photos .

I'LL START WITH WHEN I WAS A BABY . LOL . i'm on the left . valerie(cousin) on the right (:

check out my angry face . boy, i'm good . LOL .

see ! told you i'm good ! LOL . *val, i'm good i know . :p

funny huh . ^.^ next up would be when i'm older . (:

this was with taken with my sister . see that shirt i had on ? i remember i love sailormoon a lot . LOL . god, they just disappeared like that . man i miss them . T.T

this one with the shortest to the tallest . haha .

ohkay .... idk when we fell in love with this sissy hand sign . now to look at it, it's so gay . omg . but at least we're good at it Xp

look at my sister . she's struggling with it . LOL .

still struggling . DOUBLE HILARIOUS . HAHA !

i'm guessing adults told us to act as if we're superman . this is a very stupid pose, now to think of it. but funny still . LOL .

i stopped but look who loved superman soooo much . hahahaha .

omg . tell me i look pretty tell me i look pretty !! (i look fugly) *i'm waiting for my tooth fairy ohkay Xp

god ! i have no idea my fashion sense was this bad ! UNGLAM .

THE FOLLOWING PICTURE CONTAINS OBSCENE STUFF SO IF YOU'RE NOT OVER 18, DON'T THINK ABOUT SCROLLING DOWN .

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can you look where the hell is her hand placing at ? LOL .
ohkay, seriously i look mad ridiculous . stop loooking already !

that's all for today . hope you have a good laugh . hahaha .

TATA ! ;D

1:25 PM

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

THE BAD-TO-THE-PEOPLE HAIRSTYLE

i just realised something you may not have realised . you didn't know hairstyle can be bad to the people around you, do you ? it can affect the people AROUND you . not the people who's having that hairstyle .
THIS HAIRSTYLE IS KNOWN TO BE BAD AND AFFECTS OTHER PEOPLE FROM MY OBSERVATION .
TAKE A LOOK AND TELL ME WHY IT IS BAD FOR THE PEOPLE AROUND .... THIS HAIRSTYLE :

rigglets and BIG .

frizzy and BIG .

very frizzy and BIG .

ohkay, so have you found the answer ? it is to be revealed in let's say ... 6 seconds ? whatever .
can you ever believe someone is to invent this hairstyle ? that person is so inconsiderate . imagine how many people will have to suffer .

THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR .
WHY IS THIS HAIRSTYLE BAD TO PEOPLE ?

1) because if a person was to bring this kind of hairstyle to maybe a grand dinner, people who's sitting behind this person can't see where the stage is .

2) if a person was to bring this hairstyle to watch a movie, imagine how many unlucky people will have to watch the movie with their neck stretching as long they could .

3) imagine if a person with his/her mouth open, was to stand near a person with this hair and this person with this hair was to turn around . eeww, hair in the mouth !
and if the person didn't wash his/her hair .... DOUBLE EEWW !

come on, you know i'm stating the fact . i believe it has happened before .
sooooo, everyone, think before you choose every hairstyle please .

signing off,
CHERYL

7:23 PM

Saturday, November 28, 2009

actually i was going to upload pics and talk about animals . but seeing as i don't have my handphone with me now, i'll have to talk about other things . i left my phone in my dad's car, i think . god it's soooo weird not to have your phone with you .

anyway, i thought of something to post about after talking to one of my american friend . seeing he's planning to come to singapore and that i'm having difficulty describing and introducing the things in singapore to him AND to make him more interested in coming to singapore, i'm going to do it here . :D SINGAPORE, i'm good right ? i know .

hmm ... let me introduce my favourite place in singapore first . it's CLARKE QUAY, obviously . LOL . it's the most famous place where caucasians go to for clubbing and pubbing . *oh god, the secret's out . (if you know what i'm talking about)

i know my friend doesn't like that kind of stuff so i'm going to say the night view there is awesome (:

here are two pics of the night view . *i think i can take better pics, though . LOL . :p

i'm not finished about clarke quay yet . if you are a person who likes really adventurous things, then i think this game(above) is for you . we have sort of bungee jump in clarke quay . two types: one of which bounces up and down and another one which swings to and fro . from my observation, the swinging to and fro one seems to be a lot more of a frightening experience than the bouncing up and down one . *if you noticed, i said i observed-which means i've never tried before . LOL .

second place 'd like to introduce is sentosa . well although i've only been there once -*i know, pathetic, i believe i can still tell you the basics . LOL . so basically, it's famous for its UNDERWATER WORLD, PINK DOLPHINS MERLION STATUE AND MUSICAL FOUNTAIN .

for the underwater world, -*man, i'm bad at describing this . you know it. LOL .
so, pics are here to help . a picture speaks a thousand words . omg, i'm good .

i believe you can tell from now that you can see loads of fishes in this sort of "tunnel" or "cave" or whatever you call it . -*i know you're laughing . LOL .
and well, i'd say that lots of fishes are ones that you've never seen before . like the mermaid . not really the mermaid you see in fairytales, though . so go check it out . ;)

and about the merlion statue, it's really big . it is made where you can take a lift to the top of the statue to take a look of the view from up there . IT 'S BEAUTIFUL . you'll have to see it for yourself . it is really beautiful especially at night . :D i can show you the pic of the merlion at day and night . (:

HERE :

IN THE DAY

AT NIGHT .

and now for the amazing musical fountain(or songs of the sea) ! :D this is soooooo impossible for me to describe it with words . take a look for yourself .

amazing, isn't it ? :D
actually i don't think the pics are enough to tell you things .

ohkay ! now for you, i introduce the East Coast Beach . actually there aren't much to say about beaches . haha . loads of pics, though . (:

that's the end of my introduction . actually i didn't finish introducing every places of interest in singapore because there's too much . haha . :x

TATA ;D

9:00 PM

Thursday, November 26, 2009

HAVE YOU EVER MET INTERNET MANIACS ?

READ ON TO FIND OUT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT .

i'm just soooooo pissed off with this guy whom i met in the net . he came and talk to me . ohkay, i didn't want to say this but after what he said to me, i decided that i should . he's 20 plus years old but looks like someone who's 30 plus . ohkay, done .

this is exactly what happened . well, maybe not exactly-i'll summarise it here and there .

first, he came to talk to me . i forgot what he said . but i remember we didn't talk much because if we did, i'd probably remember who he is when he added me on msn . i have no idea who he is really . he said i was beautiful, cute and stuffs like that . it's very typical 'for guys to say this . so i don't really mind about this . he kept on hinting me to go on cam but i was pretty busy most of the time when i'm on the computer . ridiculousy, he said it was an excuse and said i don't want to talk to him . till this point, i suddenly remembered i haven't tell you that he's an American . so back to the story . he said i was making up excuses ! *some people may know how i feel, idk . but i'm really busy when i'm on the net . there are like always people whom idk talking to me on msn at the same time so i take a looooonnnnggg time to reply . ohkay ? damn you, maniac .

that was not the only ridiculous thing, though . he started telling me that he was what trying to make me like him but it doesn't work ? something like that . I TOLD HIM IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE OHKAY . i said i like him as a friend . he said idk what he mean . and that he's really sad and stuffs like that . so i explained . i said, "look, i'm really sorry . i do know what you mean . but ... i have a person whom i like at the moment ." -*copied exactly from the conversation history.

guys ! pay attention here ! does the phrase sound mean ? does it ?! omg, i can't believe he said i sounded mean here . CRAP !

he was obviously making me feel guilty by telling me i'm the first girl he liked and that he had never ask a girl out before because he's too shy . i am mainly just trying to encourage him and he's blaming me for things . WTF ! ridiculous . i told him that there is a second girl, second try . and that he shouldn't just give up like that . am i wrong in any way ??!!!

he started talking about hs grandfather . zZZ ~ -* who wants to know about it . please, give me a break .

he was obviously trying to gain sympathy ohkay . telling me that his grandfather told him that he should tell a girl that he likes her if he does . and then he said his grandfather died in his arms when he was 15 . and omg, ohkay, it is sad-*fyi, i said i'm sorry for him. but am i suppose to know this ? he even maligned me for saying that his grandfather is a liar ! can you believe this guy ! i even told him nicely that his grandfather's idea is right but it must be used at the right time . come on, you agree with me, right ? this guy is a maniac .

i can't believe i'm spending this time writing about this guy but yeah . i can't believe i spent time talking to him either ! he even said i should move to america because i fit in with the dumb white girls there ? WTH ! said i like breaking guys' hearts - which is sooooo not true ! i did tell him nicely didn't i ? how else does he expect me to do ?! he said i should at least say a thank you when he expressed his feelings for me ?! i have met many many guys like this ohkay . a thank you wouldn't do anything . shit you . oh ya, speaking of shit, he kept saying i'm shitting on him . come on, my butts here, it won't fly to America for you .

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING LAMEST SHIT - he insulted me saying, "I'm wasteing time trying to get a bitch to understand shit and learn how to better talk to a caucasian. the type of guy she loves and wants to date. but she is too pig head and thinks her own shit smells like roses."- copied exactly from the conversation history . so it's nt my fault his spelling is bad . ie. wasteing . he went offline just like that .

i can't believe this kind of people exist . not doing the world any good .

YOU'RE A MANIAC, MANIAC .

first, i wish you all the best for your second chance . second, i wish that you'll never have your second chance again . third, my ass just flew over and shit on you .

PS : HIS NAME'S CHRIS . _l_

an american friend of mine (not chris) requested update pics of Lavis . so here you go ! ;D

3:04 PM

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

DO YOU WANT TO ACHEIVE THIS ? THEN READ ON . LOL .

i'm here again with quite an interesting topic to discuss about . *at least that's what i think . aw, shut up . LOL .

today's topic would be .......
why is it that sooooo many caucasians like Japanese ????
and after much thinking, - * i do think ohkay :p
i've come up with some reasons .

1) their sex culture .
*duh, of course . no offence but you know what i mean . (:

2) their good figure, i guess ?
*ohkay ... i am assuming they have in this case .... you know, since they appear to look good in like almost any magazines, comics or whatsoever . big boobs, big ass small waist .... ohkay ohkay, enough .

3) good in dressing ?
*well i'm also assuming in this case as the Lolita stuff comes from there

4) no reason .
*zZZ

ohkay, so i guess these are the reasons ? maybe you can think of more idk . but these are all i can think of . so actually, there's another main point here that i want all of you to know .
and that's about -

ONE WAY TO MAINTAIN A GOOD FIGURE
*ladies ladies, attention please

so, i'm going to link japanese to here because they have good figure . (assuming . ohkay, stupid)
and .. why is that ? because they drink HOT green tea . yes, the keyword here is hot .
so an important point here is, i know ladies like to drink cold drinks a lot but this is what you have to prevent .
i'll tell you what'll happen . as you drink too much cold drinks, your body will automatically create fats to protect your womb and that's how you get fat .
ohkay ... maybe you just met me so you don't have the reason to trust me or whatever but it's your choice . ;)

that's all for today . tata ! :D

7:25 PM